he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
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I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
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ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
Do you think this 2 hour Amazon delivery thing works on vibrators? Cause that would be clutch
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
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