u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
Def drinking wine from a 4 liter jug at 11 am. If i call you in 20 years talking about 12 steps, please trace is back to this moment.
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
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