Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
I just tried to light a cigarette with a tube of lipstick. If I had stayed in girl scouts maybe I could've made that happen.
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
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dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
I gave him 3 xanax and recorded the ball drop. He's gonna think tonight is New Years.
They knew I had a party because the refrigerator settings were different, but they don't notice that we installed a new toilet seat so it's okay.
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
I can't remember dinner
Hahaha "rub in the ketchup on your face, It'll just look like blush." some gay waiter said that to you, and you go "good idea!"
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
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