would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
My wedding band has saved me from at least four cases of herpes tonight.
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
The only monogamous relationship I can keep is with my eyebrow lady...
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
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