My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
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It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
I tried really hard to get you laid last night. And by that I mean I asked a bunch of dudes if they were top or bottom.
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
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Poking every semi-decent guy on Facebook in the hopes that one of them will want to hook up with me tonight. So far all i've accomplished is 5 new poke wars which i will most certainly continue after this weekend.
Circle jerk is a real thing. It looks like five innocent virgins in a closet at my brother's bar mitzvah. Yeah, I walked in on that.
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
Accidentally drunk dialed my mom last night. Started the conversation with "Where you at girl?"
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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