Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
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Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
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I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
When you accidentally text the wrong guy for a dick pic and your surprised you get one In return. He just got on my "to do" list
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I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
You know something is wrong with your life when your mom is at the bar getting free tequila shots and you aren't
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
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