Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
I dont know whether to be proud of myself for not driving, or being proud that i was so messed up I couldnt drive
so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
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I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
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I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
I can't put those talents on a resume
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
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