i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
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last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
If I should ask "why am I still single?" could someone please remind me of shooting mike and ikes out of my nose at the bartender last Saturday. many thanks
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
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Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
I just drunk texted the Italian guy and now I’m flooded with Shane. Uh, shame, not Shane. He sounds nice, though.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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