Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
just woke up in my neighbors garage.
scratch that. I'm like 6 miles from my house in a random garage.
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I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
Maybe tomorrow I'll be drunk again and can provide you with texts at a more reasonable hour. Here's hoping. GOodnight. Tebow loves you
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
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Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
He's finally divorcing her, so naturally he tells me that we're not exclusive anymore. His penis 'wants what it wants' apparently.
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