We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
woke up with a sweatshirt on that said "someone special calls me grandma" and a sword. i'm just going to assume that it was a good night
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
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I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
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I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
So, I ran into Garrett last night in the laundry room.
Oh really? First post break-up run in. How'd it go? Awkward?
Um. We had sex on a washing machine.
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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