Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
This is the prime rib incident all over again
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
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My dad just called from upstairs on the house phone to tell me to bring him a beer. You tell me how I am.
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
You were telling me last night 101 proof was nothing and you needed 400 proof or better yet military or marine proof, because you're marine grade.... You rascal.
I'm puking in a turkey pan....
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
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He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
He just stopped me mid blow job so he could text his wife asking for TacoBell.
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
At a bar in the city and the whole place starting singing “Happy Birthday” to someone. Everyone but me. The person next to me leaned over and said, “Why didn’t you sing along?!?” I responded, “I don’t know him. I don’t give a shit if he has a happy birthday.”
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