with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
I start off june hungover/still drunk stumbling down my driveway with the trashcan at 6am..it's gonna be an interesting month
so im in the parking lot of taco bell eating a taco...and some girl just got out of a car and screamed at the top of her lungs "XANEX FOR SALE!!!!" i fucking love Hamilton.
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I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
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i took four shots of tequila, threw my fist up in the air, then went around the party showing everyone how to do the ninja turtle handshake. that's the last thing I remember
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
Considering we're about to fuck, I really need your girlfriend to stop liking all my Facebook posts.
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
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