I tried to give up sex for lent. It feels weird that on easter I'm this excited to be a whore again
Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
Got blown by one of the bridesmaids. Family BBQ today. They all know. Talk about awkward.
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had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
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she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
I'm not sure... How do you tell someone who was so smashed they couldn't remember shoving their dick into the fireplace that their mother actually witnessed the whole thing?
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
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