BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
the cab driver asked if you were our mom. you definitely shouldn't have tipped him so much.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
I'm writing off my condom expenses in my taxes
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
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