Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
Until last night, I had never actually thrown up ON a sandwich
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
I text him "Dude. Tryna get fucked here. I only have half the parts. I need your help" I'm sure my mom would be super proud of the woman I have become.
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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