So I just opened the bag you gave me and those panties aren't mine...
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I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
I have come to realize that my purpose in life is less musical and more as a filter of alcohol into water.
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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