States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
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The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
Her grandmother had a handicap stair lift. I just put her drunk ass on it and let her ride it up. Thank God for broken hips.
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
Please tell me you woke up next to the hot one cause his ugly friend is still snoring in my bed and my favorite panties are ripped.
Wingwoman of the year. I'll buy you dinner tonight and a new thong. It was THAT good.
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Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
You asked for 4 things: your phone, your wallet, your keys and your denture. I stopped asking questions.
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
How did they ever let a trainwreck like myself run a bar?!
I don’t know whether to call out sick or call in drunk
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