I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
My boss just called me into his office to apologize for being an "inadvertant cockblock"
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
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There's a girl sitting in front of me making a PowerPoint on Jack Bauer.
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
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He just texted me from the outside of the hospital. He called the fat broad in the bar mrs snuffleupagus about 60 times and she broke a bottle of blackberry brandy over his head.
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
I just used my VA prescription bottle of xanax to get a military discount at the liquor store. I win.
Only you could get away with that.
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
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