We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
I love seeing you outside of a bar. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
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I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
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Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
What's the standard Christmas present for six months of booty calls?
Mobile recharge?
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
I spent $31 at mcdonalds last night. Threw my nuggets all over the yard, ate them out of the snow, picked a fight about it, vomited, then passed out.
Naked.
Yeah I'm just gonna shower and drink a gallon of coffee and drunkenly write my research paper. It'll be fine
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