My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
yeah, and then after the convo was clearly over, my dad decides to scream "SIZE MATTERS" just to make things even more uncomfortable.
I just can't bring boyfriends home.
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
His wedding band got caught on my nipple ring and that's how I realized he was married
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
How do I say “I have great tits” without it sounding awful
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