That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
Just brought out that old CCM hockey helmet. The one covered in sharpie penises with "DRUNK BUCKET" written across the front. The number of tally marks / initials from tonight's drunk stunts alone is equal parts inspiring and alarming.
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
She did NOT find it funny to come upstairs to find me with the word "MISERY" written on my forehead in magic marker and the label to the vodka bottle replaced with a scrap of paper taped around that says "COMPANY"
He brought me another shot of rum, ice and my underwear when I woke up.
What a gentleman.
I KNOW, right?!
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
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