If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
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she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
Hookers taste better with whip cream
Maybe we ought to get some pennicillin too
Fair enough
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
Any story that involves the words "bloody hand job" and/or "sliced penis" is bound to be a good one, right?
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Are you 5:30 blackout again?
Just got offered cocaine at ihop. Stay classy America.
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
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