I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
I was looking through my facebook friends list to see how many ppl on the list i've hooked up with, and was effectively reminded of my failed friendships, relationships, fuck budy-ships, friends with benefits, and "i cant remember if i ever did shit with him but we're awkward now" ships.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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