Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
Last night at McDonalds, you lied across the counter, pulled up your shirt and yelled "BODY SHOTS"...
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
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