i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
I feel like I took a shit on my life and you're rubbing my nose in it.
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
You sent me a snapchat of you hugging a beer with the caption "best friend"
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH