can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
when "blow-job jen" drunk dials you at 3 in the morning, you answer
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
I can’t shake the image of her gigantic black unibrow. It’s like I got a blowie from Eugene Levy
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