Why don't I have your new number? And who have I been texting?
Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
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He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
I'm promoting my liver to CEO of my body cause it clearly works harder than anything else.
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at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.