Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
this girl just gave me her phone number and 5 mins later right in front of me she is giving her number to another dude
call her and ask her what she thinks she's doing
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
a bus full of elementary school kids may or may not have seen me pissing off my front porch this morning
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
New guy at the liquor store was inexplicably fascinated by our huge jug of williams. First he said what are you gonna mix THAT with? and looked confused when I said air.
The guy I screamed at across the bar for booing the Bruins ended up buying me shots I had to explain to him there's not a chance in hell I would ever fuck a Canadian! #Bostonstrong
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
Randomize
