Michael Bay diarrhea
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
Just try and act like you're sober
I can't I snorted an anti depressant and he's pouring me tequila shots
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