Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
He thought he was drowning because he was drinking water and intentionally holding his breath. Dear god what did you get me in to.
Oh and now he's calling me Brohammed Ali.
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In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
We play beat the clock every morning. When the alarm goes off, she hits snooze and drops her panties. If I can't finish in time to beat the snooze, she jumps in the shower and I've gotta jerk off.
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
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Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
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