have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
go do what you do best...puke behind churches
my mom just informed me that i masturbate loudly
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
That explains waking up with one hand in the toilet and the other in the trash can
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
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