garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
My roommate threw his shoe through our window and I came out of my blackout kicking holes in my wall. Pretty sure Edward 80 Hands won't be happening anymore.
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
She said she liked strap-ons.
SHE WAS TALKING ABOUT SHOES, YOU ASSHOLE! YOU'RE THE WORST WINGMAN EVER!
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
The cop was standing next to me when I texted "haha" to your phone...didn't realize that he had taken it already...
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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