no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
Drunk puking in my bathtub has plugged it up for the third time this year. I hate these calls to my landlord.
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
Thankfully US customs doesnt have a checkbox for bringing semen into the country because my hair would still be in CDC quarantine
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
I was told I sang Taylor Swift's entire discography in between violent bursts of green vomit before falling asleep in the bath tub
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
You kept trying to make cocktails with my protein powder last night...
I remember telling you that I think Taylor Swift has stolen my essence. I still think that's true.
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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