After he proceded to violently molest my tits until 9 am i snuck out of his room only to meet his mother downstairs, who informed me she heard the giant sexfest going on in the room next to them.. this was before she called us both "chickenshits".. worst walk of shame ever.
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
and this is why i am such an inspirational person, i am the Joel Osteen of alcoholics.
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just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
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Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
Nothing like snapchatring dick pics to a\nMarried woman while your girlfriend destroys Taco Bell in the next room. Almost caught, worth it. Got boobs back
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
Hey kevin, it's Ashlee. I have been trying to get ahold of you. Your pledge gave me your number. I really wanted to apologize for shitting in your car I'll buy new upholstery or pay to have it shampooed if needed. I'm so embarrassed.
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