You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
the best days in LIFE are when you realize you arent pregnant
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
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I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
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The best part about this city is obvious. Someone saw me crouching by a bar pissing in my leftover Panera bread bowl and they just winked.
I made people serenade her before talking to her and went on a condom run. If I'm going to be in the friend zone, I'm going to be its fucking king.
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
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