My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
Remind me again why a vodka watermelon can't be a thanksgiving dish
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
Great night. I'm in the middle of explaining to her how the stock market works and she just rips my pants off and starts blowing me. Nerdiest blowjob ever.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
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You showed up at my front door in a bikini with a fifth of tequila it was like the opening to a porno
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
when your dumb AF ex “accidentally” venmos you $50 and texts you asking for it back..... —sorry I accidentally deleted your number and cashed out
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