I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
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i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
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He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
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