Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
Can I come over?
Can't... I'm at class right now.
No your not
I'm outside by your car.
I'll have you know...trying to masturbate while a song about jesus is stuck in your head is next to impossible
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i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
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Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
I was originally going to go as fembot from Austin Powers
I wanted to have tiny guns for tits
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.