dude i just heard a girl tell another girl 'what part of im trying to get laid tonight dont u understand?'
needless to say i wont be back home tonight
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
drinking out of a sandbucket again
25 People Confess Their Favorite Way To Annoy Their Significant Other
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
These 21 Women Share What Sexual Harassment In The Military Is Really Like
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND