Its about making memories worth repressing
after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
Stay Away From These 29 Online Dating Red Flags
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
21 Rideshare Drivers Had to Drive These NSFW Passengers
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
It's statistically impossible for there not to be at least one guy sexting you right now
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
I wrote an entire paper in under an hour about The Nightmare Before Christmas. I was also high as shit and pretty sure I dedicated half the page to the animation but still.
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.