We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
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They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
The three yr old girl I nanny grabbed a pole just now and is chanting "this is my house"
Sounds like you at that dive bar last weekend
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
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I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
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