Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
You were so drunk you tried to sell your salsa to everyone on the restaurant.
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
My dog just threw up a condom. Sorry for accusing you of not wearing one, I found it now.
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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