Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
a bus full of elementary school kids may or may not have seen me pissing off my front porch this morning
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
These 31 Gross People Really Put The ‘Trash’ In ‘Trashed’
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
21 Bartenders That Are Definitely Winning At Their Jobs
I am compiling a playlist that reminds me of all my best sexual encounters. It shall be called THE MUSIC OF MY VAGINA'S PEOPLE
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?