"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
i feel like the prize bull at the rodeo. everybody got a ride, no one lasted more than 8 seconds and i'm pretty sure i kicked one of them in the ball sack
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
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Then you got really excited when I upgraded you from puke bowl to puke bucket.
Just crushed a xanax into my chewing gum. Its gonna be a long, fucking up flight...
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
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I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.