This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
mondays should just be called national damage control day
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
We both paused during sex to do the clap during the Friends theme song. Soulmates.
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
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