Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
I hate cats. They're so curious, it's not their damn business.
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
you wouldn't come out from under your bed because you said there were six-armed bears everywhere.
ohhh that explains the pepperonis I found in my sock drawer this morning...
no it doesn't.
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
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