One girl and one boy is just not enough.
i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
We're listening to the crystal method and doing bong hits for jesus
How are you texting me from 1998?
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
Thanks to her sunglasses tan, I can't look at her when she blows me cause it's like getting blown by a raccoon. A very talented raccoon
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
Question: anytime during the past week did I drunk dial you and give you full permission to grab my boobs? Cus I know I said it I just don't remember who I said it to...
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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