yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
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its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
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I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
when you wake up naked in a bed with glowsticks, a rolled ankle, a hangover, and a condom; alone. you wonder shit
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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