I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
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Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
Really, thanks for buying me caribou, it helped me out. Today will forever be the day I threw up in a caribou cup in the skyway outside of chipotle.
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
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Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
Taylor Swift needs more songs about threesomes. I'm not sure she gets me anymore.
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
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