OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
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Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
Chasing shots with sriracha-covered mini toast was, in retrospect, not the best idea.
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Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
Just realized I've spent more nights sleeping on bathroom floors the last two weeks than in my own bed. It's time to reevaluate my life.
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