ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
When I tried to give you a hickey, you karate chopped me in the neck.
Ways to ruin a one night stand: the guy finds your parenting magazine on your dorm room desk.
I woke up this morning with 3 phone numbers, a red Chinese New Year envelope with cash in it, and a winning scratcher all stuffed in my bra. I'd say it was a pretty successful Thursday night.
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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