Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
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This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
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I can't tell if the dead thing in the yard is a deer or the guy I slept with last night...
SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
You kept running up to married couples, taking their pictures and begging for them not to get divorced
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
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