I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
He stopped in the middle of having sex to ask me what shampoo I use. Apparently my hair smelled good
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
Maybe it’s too soon to casually tell the boss that I went to Tulsa for some dick last night
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
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