Your dad touched me again.
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
I just washed champagne and tuna off my body. I feel like that was a successful shower.
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He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
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So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
Is 10AM too early for pizza and Dr. Pepper?
Only if 5PM is too early to be drunk. And when has that ever stopped us?
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
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