Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
You're not invited to the wedding. They don't want you starting a "who's fucked the bride the most" contest.
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
He wants another date...I mean he's cute, but I just am not ready to give up my glamorous single-girl lifestyle here.
you mean the one where you drink out of the carton and don't wear pants?
Yeah, and pee with the door open. It's the little things.
I have two bottles of emergency tequila stashed under my desk at work.
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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