We're facebook friends in real life
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
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hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
Came home plastered at 8am. Roommate had hot glued all the ashtrays and various items to their surfaces. Couldn't handle it. Went back to the bar.
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I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
You thought the flashing lights were strobe lights when they were loading you into the ambulance. You asked the EMT if he had any X.
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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