i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
I consider it a successful poop when you only have to wipe once.
Need to stop getting stoned with this chick, I keep waking up covered in pizza sauce
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
Theres about 23 grilled cheese sandwiches stuck to my ceiling and tomato soup all over the kitchen. You are never allowed over again. Ever.
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
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