dude I went to cubs game with my mustache, aviators, and a hooded sweatshirt. Do you think it was irony or fate that there were four 17 year old girls in front of us?
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
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what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
If i'm not hungover, near death, and wondering what i did the night before on Monday, life is not worth living.
I stumbled into my living room at 4 a.m. to find him hurling my laptop across the room and his pants around his ankles. Clearly his night didn't go as planned.
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
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I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
I just got a handjob in the back of an Uber while a large German dude and a Midwestern fuck-boi sang along in falsetto to the Bohemian Rhapsody.
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