you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
I'd cum for enchiladas.
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
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